After smashing a sick piñata
"I've broken open a precious little piñata. Easy come, easy go, heh heh heh..."
Introduction
"Oh my, oh my, fresh candy! Now, which of these have I not seen before? Even I get sick of hypochondriac Piñatas tempting me over and over again."
Thinking
"Before I became a professional dastardly deeds doer I dreamt of breeding show-winning Piñatas myself, but my career advisor said I didn't have the right temperament for it..."
"Bright eyes, vibrant colouring and a jaunty posture. Just some of the traits of a healthy piñata. I'll soon whup that out of them..."
Neutral Vote
"Hmm. Have I seen this Piñata before? I think I remember that gaunt complexion, but it's too average to really know for sure."
"Feeling a little off colour are we? You'd better tuck yourself up with a hot Lemmoning drink."
Bad vote
"Cripes! Here, take this sick note. I'll gladly leave this Piñata alone - it's so ugly!"
"Hello, anyone there? I don't think this contestants with us anymore."
Good vote
"The next time this Piñata is due some sick leave, I'll be sure to pay them a visit so they don't get lonely..."
"Wow, what a specimen! This Piñata is in the peak of health."
Minigame menu
"My Vulchurro will be circling for sweet prizes. Heh heh!"